The last 2 weeks have shown that you can be a billionaire & still die a terrible death, & you can be an anonymous conscript & worth 1k lives

I am lucky that the woman I accidentally put my arm around in the subway was understanding and pointed me in the direction of my wife.

RT @joezimmerman: New stand up clip - Spotting the racist in the crowd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hFCQ9wo6M&feature=channel_video …

I live in a country where people pick up their phones no matter what they’re doing.

Stopped by police and taken to a police station. They are not familiar with Tylenol in Israel.

My thumbs are tired of kneading. The yeast is tired of rising. The bread is tired of baking. But the butter is never tired of being eaten.

I became a fan of the Zumba athletic program!

Someone needs to give the shed skin guy a million dollars.

No snow here. Should I be jealous?

I showed my ladyfriend BitTorrent, and it made quite an impression.

I moved! If you’re sending me a package: (a) thank you and (b) send it to my new address.

This wikileaks thing reinforces Google’s CEO’s position: if you don’t want people to find out about something, don’t do it.

This wikileaks thing reinforces Google’s CEO’s position: if you don’t people to find out about something, don’t do it.

Bats drinking water next to me! They swoop down and low-flying slurp!

David Attenborough cameo on “A History of the World in 100 Objects” (002 Olduvai Chopping Tool)!