The last 2 weeks have shown that you can be a billionaire & still die a terrible death, & you can be an anonymous conscript & worth 1k lives
7 months agoThe last 2 weeks have shown that you can be a billionaire & still die a terrible death, & you can be an anonymous conscript & worth 1k lives
7 months agoI am lucky that the woman I accidentally put my arm around in the subway was understanding and pointed me in the direction of my wife.
7 months agoRT @joezimmerman: New stand up clip - Spotting the racist in the crowd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hFCQ9wo6M&feature=channel_video …
1 year agoI live in a country where people pick up their phones no matter what they’re doing.
1 year agoStopped by police and taken to a police station. They are not familiar with Tylenol in Israel.
1 year agoMy thumbs are tired of kneading. The yeast is tired of rising. The bread is tired of baking. But the butter is never tired of being eaten.
1 year agoI became a fan of the Zumba athletic program!
1 year agoSomeone needs to give the shed skin guy a million dollars.
1 year agoNo snow here. Should I be jealous?
1 year agoI showed my ladyfriend BitTorrent, and it made quite an impression.
1 year agoI moved! If you’re sending me a package: (a) thank you and (b) send it to my new address.
1 year agoThis wikileaks thing reinforces Google’s CEO’s position: if you don’t people to find out about something, don’t do it.
1 year agoThis wikileaks thing reinforces Google’s CEO’s position: if you don’t want people to find out about something, don’t do it.
1 year agoBats drinking water next to me! They swoop down and low-flying slurp!
1 year agoDavid Attenborough cameo on “A History of the World in 100 Objects” (002 Olduvai Chopping Tool)!
1 year ago